hamfarto:

hamfarto:

im having one of those unattractive days

i mean years

getoffmybloghoe:

11 year old voice: why do i have to make my bed when i’m just going to sleep in it again tonight 

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

i love sleeping to avoid problems

kidouyuuto:

IM REALLY AMAZED AT KNOWING ENGLISH LIKE I CAN COMPREHEND AN ENTIRE LANGUAGE THAT IS SO FCKED UP

internetexplorers:

once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray

how do some people describe how they’re feeling so easily i can’t even order mcdonalds without fucking up

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

condamn:

urbanfuck:

are you made out of latex because condamn

hello